customer: can you check in the back?
me: madam there are HORSES in there
This is me.
date the kind of girl that eats all the snacks she buys in one day
Finally a standard I can meet
This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
I’ve watched this like ten times laughing my ass off, but its lead to a question. are scots unable to say wank with out making the motion?
as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”
i got a lot of shit about this post a few days ago but ever since that scandal broke? crickets
“I have a degree from yale”
“Psh did your MOM buy it for you?”
an actual video of me in any math class ever.
crying at what someones tagged this
glaswegian ya fool
surprisebitch